她走这边！ She went this way!
我听到这里有动静！ I heard something over here!
别让她跑了！ Don't let her get away!
没有地方可跑。 There's nowhere to run.
抓住你比预想的更难呢。 You made that a lot harder than it needed to be.
塔兹。 Taz.
别动！ Don't you move!
干掉你可真爽，叛徒。 I'm gonna enjoy puttin' you down, traitor.
哟，我是安吉丽诺。 Yo, I'm angelino.
我的故事发生在一个叫做黑肉之城的地方。 My story takes place in the shithole called dark meat city.
我生于斯，或亦将亡于斯。 I was born here, probably die here, too.
黑，肉，之，城，就像抑郁症， D.m.c., as in depression,
谋杀和疯狂的混蛋们。 murder and crazy-ass motherfuckers.
打破它！ Break it up!
我22岁，是个送披萨的外卖小哥。 I'm 22, and I'm a pizza delivery guy, I guess.
我挣钱，我他X的要离开这里。 I get paid, and I get the fuck out of there.
别瞎问，别掺和。 Don't ask questions, don't get involved.
你知道这只会让事情变得更复杂。 It just complicates things, you know.
已经这么糟糕了， Already ugly as fuck,
我不想整出更多的难题。 I don't need no more complications.
说起逆境这所学校， When it comes to the school of hard knocks,
我可能永远毕不了业。 I probably ain't never gonna graduate.
但我没有抱怨。 But I ain't complaining.
有些人干脆就退学了。 Some of the others just dropped out.
-怎么了，伙计，快点！ -你把它藏在哪里了！ - What's up, man, come on! - Where'd you hide it!
-伙计，把你的屌丝屁股挪开！ -我告诉过你什么？ - Man, move your hobo asses! - What did I tell you?
滚开！ Fuck off!
我说过我讨厌这个地方吗？ Did I mention I hate this place?
貌似每个人都可能把你拯救出去。 It's like everyone's trying to take you out.
啊！该死！ Ah shit!
蠢鸟，看着点儿飞！ Stupid-ass bird, watch where you flying!
但我怎么能知道 How was I supposed know
一个小小的眼神就能改变一切？ that one little look would change everything?
人都说，真正的爱情故事并不会 They say real love stories don't end up
有电影那样的结局。 like they do in the movies.
我怎么能知道呢？ But how would I know?
我从没谈过恋爱。 I ain't never been in love.
我从未从事过一个工作超过三周 I ain't never kept a job longer than three weeks,
因为我的运气就这样。 'cause I'm lucky like that.
但我得付房租， But I gotta pay the rent somehow
并且不能指望维茨。 and can't count on vinz.
没有人会雇用他， No one'll hire him,
因为他可能造成火灾或者其他一些SB原因。 'cause he's a fire hazard or some shit.
卧槽？ What the fuck?
只要低下头，闭紧嘴。 Just keep your head down, mouth shut.
你当然想过要不要 You even think about disrespecting
羞辱一下这些混蛋， these motherfuckers,
那你可就完蛋了。 you done.
规矩就是——别给任何人制造麻烦， The rule is don't cause no trouble for nobody,
因为他们也会给你找麻烦的。 'cause maybe they'll do the same.
是的，我明白了，我就是个笑话。 Yeah, I get it, I'm a joke.
但现在，我只想回家。 But right now, I just want to get home.
嘿，把你的脑袋装罐子里吧。 Hey, put your head in a bag.
是的，除开这糟糕的一切，我还有家。 Yeah, over that shit up, homie.
Alive, if possible.
瓜达卢佩酒店，恰似装有有线电视的地狱。 Hotel Guadalupe, it's like purgatory but with cable.
我在这里住了四年。 Lived here four years.
笔直地走进地狱之门，路西法的…… Straight from the mouth of hell, Lucifer's...
嘿，哟，维茨！ Hey, yo, vinz!
-怎么了？ -这是怎么回事？ - What's up? - What's with all this shit
地板上都是啥玩艺？ on the floor?
说真格的，你能不能动手打扫一下？ For real, can you just clean up after yourself?
哇啊，兄逮，你的脸怎么了？ Whoa, what the fuck happened to your face, bro?
一辆不知道哪儿冒出来的大卡车撞的。 Got hit by some big-ass truck, came out of nowhere.
伙计，他们得学学怎么在这镇子上开车了。 Man, people need to learn how to drive in this town.
嗯，是的，我还丢了工作。 Oh yeah, and I got fired.
-又丢了？ -是的。 - Again? - Yup.
嘿，你喂蟑螂了吗？ Hey, you feed the roaches yet?
它们吃地板上的不就好了？ Why can't they just eat what's on the floor?
不行，地板脏。 Nah, the floor is nasty.
蟑螂的肠胃很敏感。 Roaches have sensitive tummies.
我在哪里读到过这个。 I read that somewhere.
但说正经的，我真不知道这些事该如何是好了。 Real talk, though, I don't how we gonna do this.
房租俩月没交了。 Rent's two months late.
我们又没有工作。 We ain't got no jobs.
伙计，我知道露莎·尤利玛在催， Dude, I know lucha ultima's on,
但我们得先想好办法。 but we got to figure this shit out.
你觉得我们该跟威利谈谈？ You think we should talk to Willy?
我们能不跟威利谈吗？ Can we please leave Willy out of this?
他很奇怪。 He's weird.
好的，到爸爸这儿来。 Okay, come to papa.
喔，好好吃。 Ah, there you go.
爸爸要小小地款待你们一下。 Daddy's got a little treat for you.
哦，你还带了几个朋友。 Oh, you brought some friends, too.
很酷。 That's cool.
哦，啊，伙计，你真恶心。 Ugh, ugh, that's gross, man.
怎么吃起宠物食品来了？ And you're eating the pet food?
真希望你有健康保险， I hope he has health insurance,
因为搞不好会…… because this is shaping up to be...
嘿，小强太吓人了，伙计。 Yo, roaches freak me out, man.
你在听我说话吗？ Are you even listening to me?
-听见了。 -我说，兄逮， - Yeah. - I mean, they're just taking
小强把婴儿床都爬满了。 over the whole crib, bro.
我知道这是个垃圾公寓， I know this is a shit apartment,
但也不能一点儿规矩都没有吧？ but can we at least have some standards?
正中下巴（电视背景音）。 Right to the jaw.
维茨，你知道最糟糕的是什么吗？ Hey, vinz, you know what would really suck?
那就是小强们比我们还先离开这鬼地方。 If even the roaches get out of here before we do.
嘿，我想你是 Hey, I think you're
来错地方了！ in the wrong neighborhood.
妈的，我的头。 Shit, my head.
利诺，老兄，你看起来很糟糕。 Lino, you look rough, bro.
你没事吧？睡不着。 Are you okay? Couldn't sleep.
一直在做乱成一团的梦。 Kept having messed-up dreams.
撞车事故真的把我的脑袋弄坏了，伙计。 I think that accident really fucked up my head, man.
那就去医院检查一下。 Bro, I think we should go get that checked out.
搞不好会死掉或怎么样的吧。 You could drop dead or something.
今天我们去看医生吧。 Let's go see a doctor today.
没戏，不去。 No way, no doctors.
医生就是嘴里吐不出好消息，还要让你为之付钱。 They just make you pay for bad news.
恐怖主义既不区分政党， Terrorism knows no political parties,
也区分种族和性别。 no race, no gender.
哦，不不不，那是威利。 Oh no, it's Willy.
滥杀无辜，策划…… Indiscriminate violence, orchestrated...
该死，伙计们，开门，混蛋们，是我！ Shit, man. Open up, jerkwads, it's me!
威利！ Willy!
赶紧的，我知道你们在家。 Come on, I know you're home.
我听到电视了。 I hear the TV.
你们跑不了。 It's not like you can go anywhere.
你俩是对没有车又破了产的混蛋。 You're a couple of broke a-holes with no car.
维茨，你头上冒火苗了。 Vinz, I can see the flame on your head.
-该死的。 -快点，开门！ - Damn. - Come on, open up!
嘻嘻！ Hey-o!
伙计，这会儿我实在受不了那小丑了。 Man, I can't handle that clown, right now.
嗯？ Um?
闭嘴。 Shut the fuck up.
你那该死的噪音把我的蛇给惊了。 Your goddamned noise is pissing off my snake.
哦，伙计，我还是让威利进来吧， Oh man, now I have to let Willy in
否则纳粹会杀了他。 or the Nazi's gonna kill him.
我说，杀了他难道是坏事？ I mean, would that be the worst thing?
好吧，让你久等了！ Well, took you long enough!
你在干什么， What are you doing in here,
互相闻蛋蛋？ smelling each other's balls or something?
威利，小点声。 Willy, please keep it down.
我的头要爆了。 My head's gonna burst.
说真的，你的邻居是怎么回事？ Seriously, what's with your neighbor?
这是一个自由的国家。 It's a free country.
开国元首正是为我们争取在门厅里大喊大叫的权利而死。 Our founding fathers died for my right to yell in hallways.
你应该支持我才对，利诺。 I mean, back me up, lino.
我是对的还是对的还是对的？ Am I right, or am I right?
那个，我听见了，伙计。 Whatever, sure, man.
所以赶紧闭上你的嘴。 Just shut the fuck up, dude.
哦？ Huh?
又是这个人？ This guy again?
直到他们懂得自己恐怖行为的恶果…… Until they themselves know the terror they tried...
恐怖主义，Blahblahblan。 Terrorism, blah, blah, blah.
这些所谓的恐怖分子究竟在哪里？ So where are these alleged terrorists, huh?
是在跟牙仙和我的梦中女神 Playing poker with the tooth fairy
打牌呢吗？ and my imaginary girlfriend?
哈！ Ha!
瞧瞧那边那个家伙。 I mean, look at that guy right there.
在电视上秀出那张脸，就是恐怖主义。 Showing a face like that ontv, that's terrorism.
哦，烧伤太严重了！ Ooh, what a sick burn!
啊！啊！啊！啊！啊！啊！ Brr, mah, mah, mah, mah!
我勒个去？ What the hell?
你没看到吗？ Did you not just see that?
那些野蛮人般的小强抢走了我的热狗。 Those savages ran off with my hot dog.
你就不想有点儿行动什么的吗？ You're not gonna do anything?
你知道蟑螂会带来很多疾病，对吧？ You know those things carry a nut ton of diseases, right?
呃，你来我这是为了什么？ Uh, why are you here?
我不知道。 Oh, il, 1 don't know.
我想你了不行吗，笨蛋。 I missed you douchebags.
我想出去吃点冷酸奶什么的。 I wanted to go out, get some froyo or something.
来吧，咱们出去透透气， Come on, let's get some air, 'cause honestly,
因为实话告诉你吧，利诺呆在那边，看起来就象坨屎。 lino over here, he looks like a shit took a shit.
威利，大家伙儿都知道那是演戏。 Everybody knows it's staged, Willy.
暗黑破坏神永远是赢家。 Diablo always wins.
我也能穿着紧身衣，走上拳击台 I could put on tights, go in the ring
跟他们做一模一样的事。-你说啥？ and do the same exact shit. - What?
我是认真的。 I'm serious.
你得有副小婊子的骨架才能行吧。 Except you've got the bone structure of a little bitch.
哦，你这不会聊天的！ Oh yeah?
最特么烦坐公交车了。 Fuckin' hate the bus.
但是我知道步行的话会更容易遭受枪击， But I've read people been shot more walking,
所以还是得坐公交。 so my ass takes the bus.
别把这事想拧歪了。 Don't get it twisted.
黑肉之城要比它听上去更糟糕。 Dmc's worse than it sounds.
它会活活地吃掉你。 And it will eat you alive.
而唯一的问题是——你什么时候被吃。 Only question is when.
有一天，我和文斯讨论起逃离的事儿， Me and vinz talked about escaping one day,
但我们谁也不傻。 but we ain't foolin' nobody.
一没车二没钱， Got no car or money,
我们只有小强和这该死的公交车。 just the roaches and this motherfuckin' bus.
是的，事实就是如此。 Nah, for real.
我们和其他的可怜虫一样， Like the rest of these poor fuckers,
没有梦想，没有希望，没有未来。 no dreams, no hope, no future.
连祈祷的愿望都没有。 Ain't got a shadow of a prayer.
利诺，你怎么看？ Lino, what'd you think?
文斯会成为摔跤手吗？ Could vinz be a wrestler?
喂，维茨是不是个婊子？ Hello, is vinz a bitch or not?
嗯？ Huh?
哦，呃，我想。 Oh, uh, I guess.
我想问，你们有没有看见牧师和那谁 I just, did you guys see the priest walkin' by
一起走过来着？ with the...
哎，还是算了。 Uh, never mind.
哦，终于又能喘过气来了。 Oh finally, I can breathe again.
咱们要不要吃饭去？ So what do you guys think we should eat?
别忘了，你们这些混蛋刚还欠我一个热狗。 Don't forget, you jerks owe me a hot dog.
你们知不知道暗黑破坏神能在三分钟内 Did you know diablo can eat a whole bowl
吃掉一整碗热狗？ of hot dogs in three minutes?
不可能。 No, he can't.
你怎么这么…… -当然能！ What do you... - He does!
吃热狗这事 I watched a behind-the-scenes
我是从一则幕后花絮看来的。 thing about it.
我再告诉你一遍，那都是演戏。 And again, I'm telling you, it's all theater.
全特么是演戏。-啊？ It's fuckin' fake. - Huh?
- 你怎么看，利诺？ -见鬼！ - What do you think, lino? - What the hell?
你自己得好好照顾自己，伙计。 Ya got to take better care of yourself, man.
我们去吃点东西吧。 Let's go get some food.
也许文斯是对的。 Maybe vinz is right.
那辆卡车撞的伤，比我想象的更严重。 That truck must've fucked me up worse than I thought.
我的头骨可能撞骨折了， Probably cracked my skull,
我的脑子就要流出来滴到运动鞋上， and now my brain's gonna leak out all over my sneakers
或者细菌钻到脑子里让我发疯， or some bacteria-ass shit that makes you go crazy
然后两周后我就死翘翘。 and kills you two weeks later.
兄弟，你没事吧？ Bro, are you okay?
说真的，伙计，你看起来真是糟透了。 For real, man, you seem pretty out of it.
你想回家冷静一下吗？ You wanna go home and chill?
我不知道。 Il don't know.
突然看见这鬼东西， I'm suddenly seeing all this trippy shit,
吓着我了。 and it's freaking me out.
好比，看，那边那个家伙！ Like, look, that dude over there!
什么奇怪的东西都没看见吧。 You don't see anything weird.
仔细看他！ Look at him!
我看到了什么东西。 Remind me what I'm lookin' at.
你看没看到他的影子？ You didn't see his shadow?
你有没有看到他的影子长着角，而他的脑子里装着屎？ Look, with crazy tentacles and shit comin' out of his head?
啊？ Huh?
什么？ What?
我没有疯，伙计！ I'm not crazy, dude!
是的，利诺，你当然没疯。 Yeah, lino, sure you're not.
妈的，我这是怎么了？ Fuck, what's wrong with me?
我猜太阳把你的脑子晒熟了。 I think the sun's probably frying your brain.
外面太热啦。 It's too hot outside.
走吧。 - 好吧，可能真是天太热了。 Let's go. - Yeah, maybe.
我们找个地方逛逛，纳个凉。 Let's find a place to hang out and chill.
那，去吃皮波家的快餐？ So pipo's then?
哦，又吃那家？ Oh, again?
我想吃冷酸奶。 But I want froyo.
今天的气温再创史上新高， The Mercury has hit another record high today
白天的温度连续第三周飙升， with daytime temperatures soaring well
远高于季节正常水平。 above the seasonal norm for the third week in a row.
建议上了年纪和年幼的观光客…… It's recommended that elderly viewers and children...
说得不对，让我热得要死的， Wrong, it's those chem trails in the sky
明明是空气中的那些化学尘埃。 that's making me so hot.
政府把气候搞坏了， The government's ruining our climate
好让我们买更多美国生产的汽车和汽水。 so that we buy more American-made cars and soda.
我们究竟要吃哪种美食？ Fancy dinner where we what?
好，多买点汽水。 Yeah, buy more soda.
-利诺。 -我跟你说，伙计。 - Lino. - I'm tellin' ya, man.
制糖和汽车行业的说客在操纵我们的国家。 The sugar and car lobbyists run our country.
嗯？ Huh?
该死，看着，我会让她整天都在我面前游说个不停。 Damn, now see, I would let her lobby at me, all day.
她在看我们呢。 She's looking at us.
哦，利诺，她在看着你哪，兄逮。 Ooh, lino, she's checkin' you out, brother.
小姐？ Senorita?
那个，我们离开这里吧。 Yeah, uh, let's get out of here.
利诺，你干什么？ Lino, what are you doing?
我们跑啥？ Why we runnin'?
等等！ Wait up!
我们吃了东西还没付帐呢。 We didn't pay for the food.
格雷西亚，佩罗，你给的钱太多了。 Gracias, pero, this is too much.
酷吧！ It's cool!
零钱都留着吧！ Keep the change!
我不是太了解你， I don't know about you,
但刚才那个我明白。 but I got that it is.
那就务必离我远点。 Then make sure you stay downwind from me.
啊，此外我还有汽油。 Ugh, plus I get gas.
这是遗传的。 -遗传的？ It's genetic. - Genetics?
那不是遗传的，威利。 That, it's not genetic, Willy.
你真恶心。 You're just disgusting.
别对我评头品足，伙计。 Don't judge me, man.
嘿，伙计们。 Hey, guys.
我觉得有人在跟踪我们。 I think someone's tailing us.
瞧那边，有个人在明明都坏了的电话亭里 See that one over there pretending to talk
对着电话讲不停。 on the phone that don't work?
嗯？ Huh?
等等，在哪？ Wait, where?
嘿，小心点，蠢货。 Yo, be more discreet, dumb-ass.
你是说穿正装男鞋那人？ You mean wingtips?
是的，那三个人到现在为止跟着咱们 Yeah, the three of them been following us
有一阵子了。 for a while now.
我觉得自己挺傻。 Now I feel stupid.
伙计，他们根本没跟踪咱们啊。 They weren't even after us, man.
今天跟你在一起真是活见鬼了。 What the hell is up with you today?
从早上开始你就一直疯着。 You've been acting crazy since this morning.
切，还觉得我疑神疑鬼吗？ Still think I'm paranoid?
嗯，为啥不去问问他们跟着我们是想要干什么？ Uh, why don't we just ask them what they want?
别，伙计。 Nah, man.
我不会问那些黑衣人任何事。 I'm not askin' those men in black motherfuckers nothin'.
我们该怎么办，利诺？ What are we supposed to do, lino?
我们开启忍者模式。 We go into ninja mode.
我们转弯， We turn the corner,
只要我们走出他们的视野之外，就开跑。 and as soon as we outta their sight, we out.
忍者！ Ninja!
我们成功了！ We've been made!
别让他们跑了！ Don't let 'em get away!
他们究竟想要什么？ What do they want?
我慢下来了！ I'm slowin' down!
站住，不然开枪了！ Stop or I'll shoot!
糟了，他有枪。 Oh shit, he's got a gun.
他有枪！枪！枪！枪！枪！ He's got a gun, gun, gun, gun.
等等，什么？ Wait! What?
滚，滚出去！ Go, get the fuck out of here!
我来帮你了，老兄！ I've got you, bro!
吃我一板砖！ Take this fuckin' brick, you!
哦，NONONO。 Oh no, no, no.
我来帮你，利诺。 I got you, lino.
我们得离开这里，马上。 We need to get out of here, right now.
走！ Let's go!
你拿他的枪了吗，伙计？ Did, did you grab his gun, dude?
我为啥要拿他的枪啊？ Why the fuck would I do that?
这又不是玩《侠盗飞车》，我们走。 It's not gta, let's go.
伙计，你觉得那三个人想从我们这里得到些什么？ What do you think those dudes wanted from us, man?
很明显是要杀我们！ To kill us, obviously!
满城都是疯子。 The whole damn city's nuts.
他们想要什么？ What could they want?
伙计，你看到他们的衣服了吗？ Dude, did you see their clothes?
他们不是这城里的人，对吧？ They're not from here, are they?
说真的， For real,
他们的衣着并不象做生意的人。 they weren't dressed like dealers, bro.
在我看来像是杀手。 Looked like hitmen to me.
真希望他们看起来象是别的什么人。 Hopefully, they're looking for someone else.
你是希望他们长得分别象丑八怪、大眼贼 You mean, some other ugly, bug-eyed dude
和一个脑袋着火的家伙？ and a guy with his head on fire?
也许他们是中情局的人。 Maybe they're CIA.
哦，对，他们想知道肯尼迪被刺时 Yeah, right, they wanted to know where we were
我们在不在现场。 when Kennedy got shot.
砰砰！ Ba-bang!
什么玩意一闪？ Too soon?
哇，是流星！ Whoa, a shooting star!
你看到了吗？ You see that?
没看到，在哪儿？ No, where?
当然是天上啊，还能在哪儿，蠢驴！ Uh, in the sky, where else, dumb-ass?
干你，威利。 Fuck you, Willy.
我就是没看见而已。 I just didn't see it.
天空这么大。 The sky's big.
哇哇，我的脑袋着火了。 Wah-huh, my head's on fire,
天空这么大我一眼没看见而已，你跟我说脏话值当的么。 and the sky's too big! Fuckin' rude, why would you,
嘿，刚我看见一颗。 hey, I saw one that time.
看，又来一颗。 Look there's another one.
许个愿，许个愿，现在许个愿吧。 Make a wish, make a wish, make a wish, right now.
哦，你想许什么愿，利诺？ Oh what did you wish for, lino?
我？ Me?
我不知道。 I don't know.
我只想成为一个大人物。 I just wanna be a somebody.
那个暗黑破坏神肯定知道 That diablo sure knows how
怎样娱乐大众！ to please a crowd!
哇，这是什么？ Whoa, what's this?
收到，我看见了。 10-four, in sight.
大厅，三个人在房顶上。 The hall, three on the roof.
太阳神大满贯！ Sun god slam!
人们要离场了…… The crowd is going...
消除嫌疑。 Neutralize suspect.
这混蛋到底怎么了…… What the fuck's wrong with this janky ass...
它席卷了整个城市。 It's picking up the whole city.
等等，停停停停。 Hold on, stop, stop, stop.
你听到了吗？ Do you hear that?
等等，等等，停下来，停下来。 Wait, wait, stop that, stop that.
那是警察的闲聊吗？ Is that police chatter?
黑球行动非常成功。 Operation blackball is a go.
快，快，快！ Move, move, move!
黑球行动是啥玩意？ What the hell is operation blackball?
嗯？ Huh?
他妈的最后一次，如果你不…… For the last fucking time, if you don't...
10秒钟后联系。 Contact in 10 seconds.
我不知道外面在进行什么， I don't know what's going on outside,
但不管在进行的是什么事，都很古怪。 but whatever it is, it's kinda weird.
卧槽？ What the fuck?
联系。 Contact.
维茨，伙计，你特么的在干什么？ Vinz, man, what, what the fuck are you doing?
赶紧过来。 Get your ass over here.
救命啊！ and help, ah!
怎么样？ Status?
你的状况如何？ What's your status?
报告。 Report.
嗯？ Huh?
这是我的狗窝！ This is my shithole!
滚出去！ Get the fuck out!
你刚刚杀了一个警察吗？ Did you just kill a cop?
哦，哦，他们会杀了我们的。 Oh, oh, they're gonna kill us.
他们会杀了我们的。 They're gonna kill us.
还没有。 Not yet.
手榴弹，手榴弹，快！ Grenade, grenade, move!
利诺，来吧。 Lino, come on.
快点，我们得走了。 Come on, we have to go.
哟，往这看，蠢驴！ Yo, this way, dumb-ass!
他是怎么做到的？ How is he doing that?
嘘，嘿，利诺，下来，快点。 Psst, hey, lino, down here, hurry.
伙计，我不是因为身处下水道中才想这么说的， Whoa, man, I'm not saying this 'cause we're in the sewer,
但是我真的觉得你好象忍者神龟耶，利诺。 but I think you might be a ninja turtle, lino.
该死。 Shit.
你想告诉我他们都被杀掉了吗？ You gonna tell me you killed 'em?
两个白痴孩子干掉了整支精英团队。 Two idiot kids took out an entire elite squad.
那个该死的家伙干的。 The abomination did this.
我就知道那个小混蛋的超能力不会老实藏着。 I knew that little bastard's power wouldn't stay dormant.
你们这些废物让他跑了。 And you assholes let him get away.
这孩子是个定时炸弹， The kid's a ticking time bomb
得在它爆炸前拆掉。 that needs to be extinguished before it explodes.
和艾尔这个破坏神在拳击台上对战 Getting harder to work
真是越来越艰苦了。 with El diablo in the ring.
他总是玩阴的。 He keeps going off-book.
这家伙没有底线。 Guy has like no boundaries.
哦，拜托，你在说什么？ Oh come on, what?
你要为此掉眼泪了？ You gonna cry about it?
他是艾尔，该死的，暗黑破坏神。 He's El, freakin', diablo.
他可能会打爆我们的蛋蛋， He may bust our balls,
但是他给了观众们想要看到的。 but he's giving the crowd what they want.
看这个，看到没？ Look, see?
这不是什么征兆吧？ Tell me that's not a sign.
嗯，看起来象小强呢。 Hmm, looks kind of like a cockroach.
又是你那该死的征兆。 Again with your damn signs.
瞎扯淡。 Bullshit.
现在你在毛巾上看到一只蟑螂。 Now it's a roach on your towel.
上周，你在后视镜里看到圣母瓜达卢佩 Last week, you saw the virgin Guadalupe in your rearview
然后什么人的愚蠢的脸着火了。 and then some stupid face on fire.
在阿瓜斯卡连特斯，我的马辔头上挂着个燃烧的头骨。 A flaming skull on my bit, in aguascalientes.
就因为宇宙总是在三明治上 Because the universe always writes
书写它最最重要的信息？ its most important messages on sandwiches?
我想你只是看到了自己想要看到的事物， I think you're just seeing what you want to see,
纯属过度解读。 reading into things too much.
我想说的是，不要在本来没有意义的所在 I'm just saying, stop looking for meaning
去寻找意义。 where there isn't any.
这些破事已经快把你整疯魔了。 You're gonna drive yourself totally nuts with that shit.
你就是不想承认我们是守护者的事实， You just can't accept the fact that we're guardians,
而作为守护者，我们的工作就是保持警惕 and as guardians, it's our job to stay vigilant
随时迎接老天降下来的大任。 for whatever the universe throws our way.
我们… We...
他是对的。 He's right.
只有破译符咒和征兆，我们的祖先才能 It was only by deciphering signs and omens that the ancients
切实履行他们真正的使命。 before us could fulfill their true destinies.
每一代守护者的存在 Every generation of guardians exist
都是为了参与一场特殊的战斗。 to fight a specific battle.
别担心，我们会接到预示的， Don't worry, we'll get tagged in,
之后我们的使命就会显现出来。 and then our purpose will be revealed to us.
-见鬼，确实！-嗯？ - Hell yeah! - Huh?
确实如此，但是，这预兆会象小强吗？ Yeah, but, like a cockroach?
老天能不能把预示给得更明确一点？ Can the universe be clearer?
我们的工作就是保持耐心，静静等待。 Our job is to be patient and lie in wait.
当世界最终需要我们登场， And when the world finally needs us,
到时候我们自然会知道。 we'll know it.
卢卡终极战士， The lucha ultima fighters are descended
是鹰族和美洲虎族的后裔， from the eagle and Jaguar tribes,
是阿兹特克帝国最精英的战士， the most elite warriors of the aztec empire,
是神秘主义的大师， masters of the mistica,
是解开命运之谜题的艺术。 the art of unraveling the mysteries of destiny.
一代又一代的守护者隐秘地战斗着， Generations of guardians have waged wars in the shadows,
从远古时代起就保护我们远离邪恶。 keeping us safe from evil since time immemorial.
不过，今日的幸运儿们还没经历过这样的战斗。 But today's luchadors have no such battles.
但他们依旧密集训练以保持体形， Yet they stay in shape with intense training,
穿着紧身衣彼此对打， donning tights and fighting each other
通过精心编排的战斗表演来支付租金， in spectacular choreographed shows to pay the rent
并避免滋生无聊情绪。 and stave off existential boredom.
别添乱了。 Stop being difficult.
妈妈。 Mama.
不管怎样我们都能找到他。 We'll find him either way.
那他在哪里？ So where is he?
圣玛丽，上帝之母，请保护我的宝贝儿子。 Holy Mary, mother of god,please protect my precious boy
保护… - 我向你保证 and protect... - I assure you
我们会找到他的。我们会帮助他们找到彼此。 we'll find him. Help them find each other.
让他们都安安全全。 Keep them all safe.
这是你最后的机会。 This is your last chance.
他在哪里？ Where is he?
我只有一个请求。 I only have one request.
不要用枪爆我的头。 Please don't shoot me in the head.
她知道自己在做什么。 She knew what she was doing.
那婊子在玩我们。 The bitch was playin' us.
那孩子早就走了。 The kid's long gone by now.
我的最后一个硬币。 My last quarter.
妈的千万别给我转接语音信箱。 This shit better not go straight to voicemail,
不然我们就完蛋了，伙计。 or we fucked, man.
哦，现在不行。 Oh not now.
我快憋不住了。 My ass is gonna explode.
什么？ What?
嘿，威利，是你吗？ Hey, Willy, is that you?
哦，嘿，老伙计，过得怎么样？ Oh hey, my dude, how's life on the run?
老兄，你得再给我们找个藏身之处。 You need to find us another spot, man.
我们不能躲在外面。 We can't hide out here.
我们不能在家庭电话里说这个。 We cannot be talking about this on my home line.
电话可能被窃听了。 The phones are probably tapped.
这就是所谓的“监听”，蠢驴。 That's called surveillance, dumb-ass.
我知道，我知道， I know, I know,
但这地方超级隐蔽。 but this place is way too hood, man.
就像，我很酷，但文斯… Like, I'm cool, but vinz is...
哦，抱歉，凯撒的宫殿 Oh my apologies, Caesar's freakin' palace was
特么的都住满了！ all full up!
- 特么的这是怎么回事？- 哦，嘿， - What the fuck? - Oh hey,
我特么还想给里茨大饭店的小伙伴 why don't I just call my buddy
打电话呢，这嗡嗡的声音是怎么回事？ at the ritz for ya? What's with the beeping?
别乱按按键了兄弟，我去谷歌一下 Stop pushing' buttons, dude. Oh I wonder if I could
看是不是有为警察杀手专门开设的酒店！ Google hotels that cater specifically to cop-killers!
好吧好吧好吧，是我们搞砸了， Yeah, yeah, yeah, we fucked up,
我们确实欠你的情， and we totally owe you one,
但你能不能最后罩我们一次，好比给个B计划 but can you just hook us up one last time, like a plan b
或者介绍个我们能投靠的亲戚，或者其他什么的？ or like a relative we could stay with or something?
把我当成啥了这是，你们的旅游地陪？ What am I, your travel agent?
我本事就这么大了，兄弟们。 That's all I got, guys.
这儿有中情局，你俩最好别回来， And you two better not come back here because the CIA,
另外马上我还有个需要处理的十万火急的状况。 and also I'm dealing with an emergency situation right now.
威利，我们不是在开玩笑。 Willy, we not playin' around, man.
我们真的陷入困境了…… We in some real deep shit right...
什么？ What?
他挂断了我的电话。 He hung up on me.
哦，我明白了。 Oh I see how it is.
好吧，伙计们，这边走。 Fine, guys, be that way.
这是棕榈山。 This is palm hills.
你最好还是别在这里鬼混。 You better quit that shit around here.
这是我们的地盘。 This is our turf.
敢在我们面前穿得人模狗样的？ Think you can wear that shit around me?
利诺，我们别在这停留了。 I don't think we should stay here, lino.
我们实在是太显眼了，我几乎就是半裸。 Look how much we stand out, and I'm half-naked.
对不起，我知道你喜欢那件衬衫。 Sorry, I know you like that shirt.
但是我们不能冒险让他们看到你穿绿色衣服。 But we couldn't risk them seeing you in green.
是的，我知道。 Yeah, I know.
嘿，往好里说的话， Hey, but look on the bright side,
警察在这里找不到我们， cops ain't gonna find us here,
因为他们不会步行前来城里的这个区域。 'cause they won't set foot in this part of town.
就算是警察也没那么大的胆子。 Even they not that crazy.
根据我们的现状， That makes me feels so much better
这么想确实会让人好过得多。 about our situation.
只要低下头， Just gotta keep our heads down,
尊重所有的人就行。 don't disrespect nobody.
一直朝前走，祈祷我们不会死。 Just keep walkin' and hope we don't die.
想当初我们就是这样安全走回家的，对不？ Same ground rules as back home, right?
哟，你好啊，卡兹？ Yo, what's good, cuz?
这可不是你这样的小混蛋该来的地方。 This ain't no place for no little motherfuckers like you.
有什么想法都要学会闭嘴， And give thy thoughts no tongue
还有什么其他想法的话，也千万别付诸行动。 nor any other unproportioned thought his act.
这是莎士比亚的名言哟。是哒，就是他的名言。 That's Shakespeare. Yeah, that's right.
哦，看，这家伙，威利是我们的朋友， Oh, see, this guy, Willy's our friend, and um,
嗯，事情有点儿复杂，但是我， well, it's kinda complicated, but, but I,
我，我的意思是，我们，嗯，我们是从，从黑肉城来的， I, 1, mean, we, we, we come from, um, dark meat city,
我和我的儿子，维茨，我们需要在这里休息一下， and me and my boy vinz here, we need a little break,
你知道，就是小小地，小小地歇息一会儿。 you know, like a little vacation.
所以威利给我们找了个地方稍微凉快一下，然后…… So Willy hooked us up with a place to chill for a bit, and...
- 哦，妈的！ - 奶奶的！ - Oh shit! - Fuck!
哦，该死，跑，跑啊！ Oh shit, go, come on!
快点，维茨，我们得走了。 Come on, vinz, we got to move.
好吧，这真是个鬼地方， Well, it's a shithole,
但至少我们还可以在这里躲躲。 but at least we got a place to lay low.
这才是最重要的。 That's what matters.
我们暂时在这里避避风头，直到这些烂事儿过去为止。 Just a place to chill till this shit blows over.
怎么回事？ What?
这些乌鸦为什么挺好斗的？ Why are the crows even aggressive?
这里没有蟑螂感觉还是挺奇怪的。 It's weird without my roaches.
书上说过，走失的猫可以走上几百英里 I read that lost cats can travel like hundreds of miles
去找它的主人。 to find their owner.
我希望我的蟑螂也能如此。 I wish my roaches could do that.
走运的话，在我们饿死之前，还可以中枪而死。 If we're lucky, maybe we'll get shot before we starve.
是啊是啊。 So there's that.
我本来在想，也许咱们应该去报警。 I was thinkin' just maybe we can go to the cops.
跟警察说清楚都发生了什么事儿，他们会放我们走的。 Tell 'em what happened, they'll let us go.
哦，该死，你说得对，兄弟。 Oh shit, you're right, bruh.
是啊，真可惜，警察昨天不是在咱们公寓里想杀咱们来着吗？ Yeah, too bad you didn't say nothin' to the cops
那时候你怎么什么都没跟他们说。 that was in our apartment tryin' to kill us, yesterday.
哦。 Oh.
What was that?
Did the box come with a prize?
伙计，这里有电吗？ Man, we even got power?
……非常危险。 Are very dangerous.
这两名罪犯因如下罪名而被通缉——一级谋杀， These two criminals are wanted for first degree murder,
暴力抵抗警察， violence against the police,
拒捕和阴谋对抗 resisting arrest and conspiring against the United States
美国政府。 -啊，什么啊？他说什么？ government. - Huh, what, what?
他说的是我们吗？ Is that us?
如果你遭遇到这两名罪犯， If you encounter these individuals,
为了你的安全， please do not approach or engage them in any way
请勿以任何方式接近或接触他们。 for your safety.
我重复一遍…… - 天哪！ I repeat... - Jesus!
这都他妈的什么事儿，伙计？ What the fuck is goin' on, man?
还在为自己的想法纠结吗？ Still feeling the whole turn yourself in idea?
把声音调大，等等，等等，调，调，把声音调大， Turn it up, wait, wait, turn, turn, shh, shh, shh,
听着，把声音调大。 just listen, turn it up.
电话：666-3333。 At 666-3333.
啊，别别别别别别，昨天， Ah, no, no, no, no, no, yesterday,
我还只是个一心只关注自家事务的普通公民， I was just a normal fuckin' dude minding my business,
今天，我就成了该死的恐怖分子？ and today, I'm a goddamned terrorist?
嗯，如果你乐观点想的话， Eh, if you look at the bright side,
在这里，至少我们不用担心 least we don't have to worry
有人会叫警察来抓我们。 about someone calling the police on us, here.
- 嗯？ - Huh?
这次他妈的不行。 No fuckin' around this time.
你们三个和我在一起。 You three with me.
其他人， The rest of you,
注意前面。嘿，嘿，嘿！ watch the front. Hey, hey, hey!
西装狗们， Check out the suits.
你们这些婊子是迷路了还是怎么着？ Y'all bitches lost or somethin'?
嘿，大个子，管好你的手下别让他乱吠， Hey, big boy, put your dog on his leash,
否则我就干掉他。 or I'll put him down.
- 你特么的在说啥？ - 你想我们 - The fuck you just say? - You want us
揍他吗，老大？ to handle him, boss?
现在，你特么的要干掉谁啊？ Who you gonna put down, now?
该死的，婊子们，看样子你们需要再买套新西装了。 Damn, looks like you need a new suit, bitch.
哦，该死，他们射中了桃哥。 Oh shit, they shot peach.
- 妈的。- 嘿，伙计们，上啊！ - Shit. - Hey, everyone, up here!
嗯？ Huh?
快点！ Come on!
掩护我！ Cover me!
赶紧干掉这群混混，我们就能抓住那俩孩子了。 The sooner we take them out, the sooner we get the kids.
- 别睡了，伙计。 - 他妈的外面 - Stop sleepin', man. - What the fuck's going
怎么了？ - 去他妈的！ on out there? - Get the fuck up!
来吧！ Come on!
我现在就要找到那两个孩子！ I want those two found now!
维茨，该死，他们找到咱们了。 Vinz, damn, they found us.
不，兄弟，赶紧，跑吧！ No, dude, come on, move!
他们在逃跑， They're makin' a run for it,
穿过后院了！ through the backyard!
你在等什么？ What are you waiting for?
上车。 Get to your cars.
世界是个大舞台， All the world's a stage,
所有的男男女女，都只是玩家而已，行动！ and all the men and women merely players, action.
此刻正是夜晚最迷人的时刻， Tis now the very witching time of night,
当教堂墓地打哈欠时， when churchyards yawn
地狱正向这世界散布着传染病毒。 and hell itself breathes out contagion to this world.
去他妈的，去他妈的！ Fuck this, fuck this!
抓住那些婊子！ Get those bitches!
你别逃，混蛋！ You ain't gettin' away, motherfucker!
受死吧，受死吧！ Get this shit, eat that!
呼哈哈哈！眼下我能痛饮热血吗？ Yeah! Now could I drink hot blood
我能干点苦差事吗？当那…… and do such bitter business as the...
卧槽？ What the fuck?
这个混蛋！ This bootleg motherfucker.
生存还是毁灭，这是个问题。 To be or not to be, that's the question.
我也可以引用莎士比亚的话呢，婊子。 I can quote Shakespeare, too, bitch.
他们引用了莎士比亚。 They got Shakespeare.
开车。 Drive.
你们这些该死的西装狗 Y'all fuckin' suits should've stayed
就不应该来我们这儿。 where you was from.
这里是棕榈山。 This is palm hill.
嘿，听到没，兄弟？ Hey, you heard me, homie?
- 他妈的什么？ - 哦，呃！ - The fuck? - Oh, uh-uh!
- 嘿，嘿，嘿！ - 哦，该死！ - Hey, hey, hey! - Oh shit!
- 他妈的那是什么？ - 小心，嘿，小心！ - What the fuck was that? - Careful, hey, careful!
哦，那究竟他妈的是什么？ Oh what in the actual fuck is that?
喂，喂，这是什么，伙计？ Yo, yo, what is this, man?
- 那是什么？ - 我不知道那是啥。 - What is that? - 1 don't know what that is.
- 打它，打它！ - 去你妈的！ - Get that shit, get that! - Fuck you!
嗯？ Huh?
那是，那是个黑影。 It's, it's that shadow.
那究竟是他妈的啥东西，利诺？ What the fuck is that thing, lino?
嗯？ Huh?
等等，利诺，停，停，停。嗯？ Wait, lino, stop, stop, stop. Huh?
这辆车有钥匙。 This one has keys.
利诺，我们又他妈的不卖冰淇淋，兄弟，快走！ Lino, we're not fucking selling ice cream, bro, just go!
利诺，打开离合器，往前开。 Lino, pop the clutch and go forward.
你在干什么，伙计？ What are you doing, man?
开车，开车。 Just drive, drive the car.
哦，对不起！ Well, I'm sorry!
我以前从没开过冰淇淋车。 I ain't never driven no ice cream truck before.
妈的，快点，快点，快点！ Shit, come on, come on, come on!
你在这儿，混蛋！ There you are, fuckers!
他们找到咱们了。 They found us.
我们他妈的要走了。 We got to fucking go.
妈的！ Fuck!
他妈的怎么回事？ What the fuck is going on?
那些可怕的触手生物是打哪儿来的？ Where are those horrible, tentacled creatures from?
电影也不敢演得这么疯！ The movies have never been this insane!
维茨也是，脑袋着了火又是怎么活下来的？ And how does vinz stay alive with his head on fire?
等等，我刚才在说些啥？ Wait, did I just say that?
朝他们开枪。 Try hittin' 'em.
闭嘴，开车。 Just shut up and drive.
维茨，我们得试着放慢速度。 Vinz, we got to try and slow 'em down.
怎么放慢？ But how?
我不知道，总之做点什么，做什么都行！ I don't know, do something, anything!
我得找个好角度。 Get me a good angle.
把那玩意擦掉。 Wipe that shit off.
嗯？ Huh?
哦，该死！ Oh shit!
我要亲自下手杀了这帮混蛋。 I'll kill these bastards myself.
万岁！ Yes!
情况怎么样了？ How we doing?
我们甩掉他们了吗？ We lost them yet?
没有，他们还在追我们。 No, they're still on us.
嘿 ，接住这个。 Hey, here, take this.
看看装没装子弹。 See if it's loaded.
往外射击，别在里面开枪！ Shoot out there, not in here!
嗯，你说什么？ Huh, what did you say?
朝外开枪，别在里面开枪！ Shoot out there, not in here!
什么… What the...
呃，利诺？ Uh, lino?
貌似警察们也来掺和了。 It looks like the cops have joined the party.
利诺，红灯！红灯！ Lino, red light, red light!
随便什么抓紧了！ Grab on to something!
哦！ Oh!
我要杀了你！ I'll fuckin' kill you!
嗯？ Huh?
该死，该死，该死！ Shit, shit, shit!
看到了吗？ See that?
跟你说了我们会甩掉他们的。 I told you we'd lose 'em.
这个啊，利诺， About that, lino,
他们还跟着哪。 they're still here.
哦，他妈的不行。 Oh no fucking way.
伙计，别碰我的鸡巴！ Man, get off my dick!
维茨，你给我坐坐好， Vinz, I'm gonna need you to sit your ass down
扣好安全带。 and buckle the fuck up.
为什么？ Why?
什么，你在干什么？ What, what are you doing?
我要彻底摆脱这个大困局！ What I'm doing is fuckin' handlin' it!
不不不不不不不！ No, no, no, no, no, no!
活着呢，我们活着呢。 Alive, we're alive.
他们不可能逃开很远。 They couldn't have gotten very far.
我要你设置一条警戒线。 I want you to set up a perimeter.
从我们能定位他们的最后一个地点开始。 Start where they were spotted last.
让每个人都参与搜索，把网收紧。 Get every man on the job and tighten the net.
这孩子很特别。 The kid is special.
如果他的machos本性从人性中剥离出来， If he can actually tell machos from humans,
我们就要倒霉了。 then we're in a world of shit.
孩子，我答应过你妈妈会找到你的。 Promised your mom I'd find you, kid,
我信守诺言。 and I'm a man of my word.
另外，今天下午， In other news, the neighborhood
棕榈山一带变成了名副其实的战争区域。 of palm hill became a veritable war zone, this afternoon.
迄今为止，引发暴力行为的原因尚不清楚。 What incited the violence is, as of yet, unknown.
长期敌对的帮派“格拉茨”与“林茨” Long-time rival gangs the grapz
已经结成联合力量共同对抗 and the limz have joined forces
被召来解决乱局的警察力量…… against the police units called in to manage...
暴力只会变得…… And the violence only appears to be...
去附近的社区。 To nearby neighborhoods.
谢谢你，莎拉。 Thank you, Sarah.
有没有伤亡报告？ Have there been any reported casualties?
消息来源显示至少10人死亡， Sources suggest at least 10 killed
50多人重伤。 and over 50 seriously injured.
建议居民们待在室内，等候进一步的通知。 Residents are advised to stay indoors until further notice.
莎拉，请待在那里，注意安全。 Please stay safe out there, Sarah.
一旦接收到更多的信息， We'll keep bringing you the latest updates
我们会继续为您报道最新的状况， as we get more information
内容包括黑肉城南端正在进行的 about the devastating riots playing out
毁灭性暴乱 on the south side of dmc
以及城镇的另一边正在发生的 and in a shocking new development taking place
惊人事态的最新进展， on the other side of town,
我们的电话热线显然已被目击者打爆， our phone lines have apparently been flooded
他们报料说一大群昆虫 with eyewitness reports that a huge colony
正在离开城市前往沙漠 of insects has been seen leaving the city and heading in
的方向。我滴天哪。 the direction of the desert. Holy shit.
你说得对。 You were right. We don't yet understand
我们尚未摸清这大型迁移活动的原因， the cause of this mass migration,
但是按照记者发表的看法， but in this journalist's opinion,
如果连蟑螂都不想留在黑肉城了， if even the cockroaches are fleeing dmc,
我们这些剩下的人类还有什么希望吗？ what hope remains for the rest of us?
伙计，真希望皮波还记得 Man, I really hope pipo remembers
我留给他的那一大笔小费。 that huge tip I left him.
利诺，这个我也不知道。 I don't know about this one, lino.
我们从上一次吃东西到现在，中间隔了多久啦？ How long has it been since we ate something?
皮波现在还在不在？ Is pipo even here right now?
我饿了。 I am hungry.
是她。 It's her.
等等，利诺，不，不，别进去，别进去。 Wait, lino, no, no, don't go in, don't go in.
相信我。 Trust me on this.
所以，我们就是这样搅进这一团乱麻里的。 So that's how we got mixed up in all this.
我知道这听起来很疯狂，但是…… I know it sounds crazy, but...
我相信你。 I believe you.
我是说，我没有冒犯的意思， I mean, seriously, and no offense,
但是你们两个看上去真的不象 but you two don't really look
那种恐怖犯罪的主谋。 like intimidating criminal masterminds.
说实话，你们两个不可能一辈子都在逃。 Seriously, there's no way you two can run forever.
肯定有很多办法能证明你们两个的清白。 I bet there are tons of ways to prove you're innocent.
但是我也十分确信 Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's tons
他们有很多的办法来陷害我们。 of ways they can frame us, too.
给你，看起来你们比我更需要 Here, you guys look like you need this more
这个。 than I do.
我是唯一一个因为皮波没回来 Am I the only one's that creeped out
而感到害怕的人吗？ by the fact that pipo's not back?
嗯？ Huh?
快，快，放开我！ Get, get, get off me!
飞蛾必定会被火焰吸引啊。 Like moths drawn to the flame.
你这一回做得很好，露娜。 You did well, Luna, for once.
看到没，孩子们？ See, boys?
要跟着你的大脑走，而不是老二。 Follow your brains instead of your dick.
嗯？ Hmm?
记得第一次看见人类的时候， I remember the first time I saw them.
我也很害怕， I was scared, too,
直到我意识到人类并非大自然创造的怪物。 until I realized they're not the freaks of nature.
我们才是。 We are.
我。 I
妈妈。 Mama.
爸爸。 Papa.
真高兴终于认识了你…… Nice to finally make your acquaintance...
安吉利诺。 Angelino.
你是谁？ Who are you?
你想从我们这里得到什么？ What do you want from us?
维茨在哪里？ And where's vinz?
好奇的年轻人。 Inquisitive young man.
真正的问题应该是，你是谁？ The real question is, who are you?
你，安吉利诺，你是不同于这世界上任何一个人的存在。 You, angelino, are a being unlike any other in this world.
我觉得你在内心深处一直都明白这一点。 I imagine you've always known that, deep down.
但是我得有礼貌才行。 But where are my manners?
你可以叫我K先生。 You may call me Mr. k.
我是一个被称为machos的种族， I am of a race known as the machos,
诞生自宇宙的暗物质。 spawned from the dark matter of the universe.
你也能感受到那种美妙的愤怒吧， You felt that delicious surge of rage
那种嗜血的冲动流遍全身， and blood lust course through you,
那无法控制的对毁灭的渴望。 that uncontrollable desire for destruction.
小东西，我知道你在想什么。 I know what you're thinking, little one.
你父亲就是个冥顽不化的人。 Your father was just as stubborn.
你知道，他也是我们的一员。 You see, he was one of us.
他很有潜力， He had so much potential,
直到他坠入爱河的那一天， that is, until the day he fell in love
还打破了我们最为重要的《基本法》， and broke our most fundamental law,
永远不能和人类通婚。 never breed with a human.
你的身体里流着macho种族的血，安吉利诺。 Macho blood flows through you, angelino.
你父亲把你托付给人类 Your father did you a disservice entrusting you
是对你的伤害。 to the humans.
你也知道，你永远不会是人类的一员。 You've never been one of them, and you know it.
你属于我们这个伟大的种族， You belong to the master race,
然而你还是过着悲惨的生活， yet you live a wretched existence
你住在一个悲惨的城市，身边环绕着悲惨的人， in a wretched city surrounded by wretched people
他们因你的与众不同而鄙视你。 who despise you for being different.
那些所谓的朋友，只是和你一起过着痛苦生活的同伴， Your so-called friends are only companions in this misery,
失败一直都在阻止你发挥真正的潜能。 failures keeping you from reaching your true potential.
但是此刻，是时候展翅翱翔了。 But now, it's time to spread your wings and fly.
加入我们吧，我们是你的同类，安吉利诺。 Come be with your own kind, angelino.
回到牢房时，你将杀死你的朋友， Upon returning to your cell, you will kill your friend,
消灭那打从你可悲的母亲生下你以来，就一直过着的 extinguish the pathetic existence you've been living
悲惨生活。 since the day your wretched mother birthed you.
你终于可以过上真正的生活。 So your life can finally start.
杀了他，找回你应有的位置。 Kill him and take your rightful place.
抛弃你的人性 Abandon your humanity
成为那个你一直向往着能够成为的（外星）人。 and become who you were always meant to be.
相信我，亲爱的孩子，我们可以给你一个真正的家庭。 Trust me, my dear boy, we are offering you a true family.
什么，要我杀维茨？ What, kill vinz?
他差不多准备好了。 He's almost ready.
你现在可以叫露娜来了。 You may now send in Luna.
杀了维茨？ Kill vinz?
我必须这么做。 I have to.
安吉利诺。 Angelino.
现在你一定非常困惑， You must be so confused right now,
我也很抱歉，非常抱歉。 and I'm so, so sorry.
拥抱你的真实本性吧。 Embrace your true nature.
我也曾处在与你同样的处境。 I've been where you are, too.
你需要接受自己真正的身份。 You need to accept who you really are.
求你了，安吉利诺，这就是你的命运。 Please, angelino, this is your destiny.
你我在一起可以做很伟大的事。 You and I can do great things together.
我必须杀了维茨。 I must kill vinz.
没必要与之抗争。 No point fighting it.
这场战斗已经胜利了。 The battle has been won.
黑肉城只是第一阶段。 Dmc was just phase one.
我们已经开始渗透到 We've already begun infiltrating the economic
人类每个城市的经济和金融阶层。 and financial strata of every city in the nation.
我们打入了警察力量，华尔街， We are in your police force, on wall street,
和白宫。 in your white house.
打入国会的同族则允许我们推行法律， Our presence in congress allowed us to push through laws
帮助我们将议程不受阻碍地 which let us spread our agenda unhindered
传遍全球。 throughout the globe.
残忍，贪婪，腐败，憎恨， Cruelty, greed, corruption, hate,
地球是我们的游乐场。 the earth is our playground.
我们macho一族依靠高度的负能量生活， We machos sustain ourselves off the bounty
负能量就象岩浆一样从每一个人类 of negative energy that seeps like magma
的毛孔中喷涌而出。 from mankind's every pore.
相信我，说到这个负能量， And believe me, when it comes to negative energy,
地球上的这类资源简直是用之不竭。 this planet's resources are truly inexhaustible.
待在这里，安吉利诺。 Stay here, angelino.
妈妈会回来找你的。 Mommy will be right back for you.
利诺？ Lino?
我只是想成为一个大人物。 I just wanna be a somebody.
妈妈来了，亲爱的。 Mommy's here, sweetie.
妈妈永远陪着你。 Mommy will always be here for you.
必须杀了维茨。 Must kill vinz.
没关系。 It's all right.
他只是惊呆了。 He's just in shock.
放开他。 Release him.
带他去牢房，骷髅朋友在等着他呢。 Take him to the cell where his skeleton friend is waiting.
让他自己选择。 Let him make his own choice.
在他悲惨的生命历程里， For the first time in his miserable existence,
年轻的安吉利诺还是第一次掌握自己的命运。 young angelino will be the master of his own fate.
如果到了早上，他的可怜的朋友还活着， And if his pathetic friend is still alive in the morning,
那就把他们俩都杀了。 kill them both.
但是，先生，恕我直言， But sir, with all due respect,
为什么还要给他一个机会？ why even give him a chance?
这孩子是个威胁。 The kid is a threat.
如果他真的那么强大， If he's really that powerful,
为什么不现在就除掉他？ why not just eliminate him now?
我亲爱的麦克夏比， And that, my dear macchabee,
这就是我们两个物种之间最关键的差异了。 is the key difference between our two species.
关于屠杀同胞， About massacring your fellow man,
macho一族认为同族的兄弟姐妹的生命是神圣的， machos consider our brothers and sisters lives
因为我们有共同的理想。 to be sacred, for we share a common ideal.
但我不希望人类也有这样的理念。 But I don't expect a human to grasp such a concept.
解散。 You're dismissed.
是，先生。 Yes, sir.
你绝对不能再质疑 Ensure that you do not question
我的权威，麦克夏比先生。 my authority again, Mr. Macchabee.
父亲？ Father?
你总是告诉我 You always told me there was no way I could survive
在基地外我无法生存， outside the base,
我是唯一的混血儿， that I was the only hybrid,
而人类永远不会接受我。 and humans would never accept me.
但是他怎么能活下去… So how is he able to live...
看看他的生活！ And look at his life!
你想过那种悲惨的生活吗？ Is that the kind of miserable existence you want?
我没时间管你这事，露娜。 I don't have time for this, Luna.
还有更重要的事情需要我的关注。 There are more important matters to attend to.
总之你该变得有用点。 Make yourself useful elsewhere.
我不希望你再跟我提这事了。 I will not hear another word of it.
我们真的是在依靠大群的蟑螂 Are we seriously relying on the swarm
给我们指路吗？ of cockroaches for directions?
我们应该掉头。 We should turn around.
整个事情简直他妈的疯了。 This whole thing is fucking nuts.
利诺，兄逮，他们把你带到哪里去了。 Lino, dude, I didn't know where they took you.
我吓坏了。 I was freaking out.
我还以为他们把你杀了，或者其他的什么可怕的事儿， I thought probably they killed you or something,
但是，你活着回来我真的很高兴。 but, I'm really glad you're here.
哇，哇，该死，伙计，你没事吧？ Whoa, whoa, shit, man, are you, you all right?
我们要走了。 We're leaving.
我们必须离开这里。 We must part from here.
你在说什么，伙计？ What are you talking about, man?
伙计，你看到我们在哪儿了吗？ Man, have you seen where we are?
我们在一个像是布满卫兵、摄像头和狗屎的地堡里。 We're in like a bunker with guards and cameras and shit.
关塔那摩跟这里比起来就象女童军的庇护所。 It makes Guantanamo look like a girl scout retreat.
把咱们关在这里的人压根不希望我们出去，伙计。 Whoever put us here doesn't want us to ever get out, man.
他们拿我做各种各样的试验，利诺。 They ran all kinds of tests on me, lino.
试验啊，到处都是电极， Tests, electrodes everywhere,
他们把电极插在我的头上身上。 I mean, my head, my body.
他们还把电极插在我的私处，我的私处！ The put it on my junk, man, my junk!
你中招了，兄弟。 Shit's on you, bro.
我们本来甩掉了那群混蛋， We finally lost those assholes,
但你非得相信 and you had to go trust some bitch
皮波餐馆里的那个根本不熟的小婊子。 at pipo's you barely knew.
我都跟你说了她有些不对头， I told you something wasn't right about her.
你呀偏要用老二思考问题。 You had to think with your dick.
根本不值当的啊。 I hope it was fuckin' worth it.
好吧，恭喜你。 Well, congratulations.
看看你的小情人把我们拐到哪里来了。 Look where your little crush got us.
事实上，你得给我闭嘴，维茨。 For real, you need to shut the fuck up, vinz.
伙计，我觉得不舒服。 Man, I don't feel good.
变化正在发生！ It's happening!
呃，利诺？ Uh, lino?
我控制不住了。 I can't control it.
后退！ Stay back!
利诺，你吓着我了，伙计。 Lino, you're starting to freak me out, man.
我说去他妈的，离我远点！ I said get the fuck away from me!
利诺，你伤到我了，别这样！ Lino, you're hurting me, cut it out!
根本没有利诺。 There is no lino.
利诺不见了！ Lino is gone!
利诺 Lino!
我不是你想象的那样。 I am not what you think I am.
你叫做利诺的那个悲惨生物只是一个幻觉。 The pathetic being you called lino was an illusion.
你唯一的目的就是妨碍我。 And your only purpose has been to hold me back.
可怜的生物，现在看看我究竟是什么？ Wretched creature, now do you see who I am?
你是我的朋友。 You're my friend.
朋友？ Friend?
那个老秃头貌似说对了。 Looks like that old bald dude was right.
我真的只是个该死的怪物。 I really am just a fuckin' monster.
天哪，伙计。 Holy shit, man.
那些混蛋把你怎么了？ What'd those assholes do to you in there?
很抱歉，维茨。 I'm so sorry, vinz.
我不明白。 I don't understand.
这里，我的内心有个东西， There's this, there's this thing inside of me
那只是… that's just...
安静！ Quiet down in there!
不然，向上帝发誓，我会狠踢你的屁股！ Or I'll put my boot up your ass, I swear to god!
你这个混蛋。 You fuckin' scumbags.
够了，今晚别想吃饭了！ That's it, no dinner for you shits tonight!
很好，很好。 Good, very good.
先生，4号检查站 Sir, we have a security breach reported
报告了安全漏洞。 at checkpoint four-c.
安全漏洞？ A security breach?
怎么可能？ How's that possible?
嗯？ Huh?
好吧，小的们，你们调查一下周围的情况。 Okay, boys, you survey the perimeter.
我去实验室看看。 I'll check the lab.
这些科学呆子和老家伙不会给我惹麻烦的。 These science nerds and old farts won't give me any trouble.
是的，尽量别睡着啊，硬汉。 Yeah, try not to fall asleep, tough guy.
该死的道格，他一点都不好笑。 Fuckin' Doug, he's not even funny.
赶紧逃，要不然就永远逃不出去了！ We make our escape now or never!
你这无知的绵羊。 You ignorant sheep.
喜欢的话，就待在你的天花板上好了。 You can stay on the ceiling if you like.
- 维茨。 - 你离我太近了， - Vinz. - You're getting real close
伙计。 - 维茨！ to me, dude. - Vinz!
嗯？ Huh?
唉，我完了，伙计。 Yo, I think I'm losin' it, man.
维茨！ Vinz!
他们在朝谁射击呢娘的？ Who the fuck are they shooting at?
嘿，我想我们……你还好吗？ Hey, I think we, are you okay?
兄弟，咱们一起。 Stay with us, bro.
利诺，等等，等等！ Lino, hold on, hold on!
该死，我们迷路了！ Shit, we're lost!
这里有出口！ There's an exit here!
嘿，跟我一起，利诺。 Hey, stay with me, lino.
利诺，别睡啊。 Lino, please don't fall asleep.
别睡着了。 Don't fall asleep.
爸爸，爸爸，是你吗？ Daddy, daddy, is that you?
你的妈妈没有抛弃你，儿子。 You're mother didn't abandon you, son.
她把你藏得很好，不让他们找到。 She hid you from them.
她牺牲了生命来拯救你。 Sacrificed her life to save yours.
你妈妈全心全意地爱你。 Your mother loved you with all her heart.
我竭尽全力 I did everything in my power
地保护你们俩， to protect the two of you,
保护你的安全。 to keep you safe.
他们对我来说太强大了。 They were too strong for me.
爸爸？ Daddy?
成为真正的你吧，儿子。 Become who you truly are, my son.
macho人是邪恶的存在， The machos are malevolent beings,
是与渴望权力的人类沆瀣一气的肮脏生物。 nasty creatures who made a pact with power hungry humans.
macho人从未真正相信过人类， But they never truly trusted them,
所以他们无论如何都不与人类通婚。 not enough to breed with, anyway.
所以，他们只在实验室里创造混血儿， So they created their own hybrids in a lab,
这些混血儿不会感觉恐惧和疼痛， hybrids that feel neither fear nor pain
也不背负良心的负疚。 and are unburdened by conscience,
可以说是两个物种最完美的结合。 the perfect fusion of the two species.
但是这个小东西不一样。 But this little fella's different.
他是macho与人类的禁忌之爱的带缺陷的有机果实。 He's the organic flawed fruit of a forbidden love.
如你所见， As you can see,
如此结合生出的后代会随机继承一些特征。 offspring from such a union inherit traits at random.
他们的潜力是无限的。 Their potential is limitless.
是的，是的，医生， Yeah, yeah, doc,
那我们怎么杀了这些macho人？ so how do we kill these machos?
像所有来自地狱的深渊的生物一样， Like all creatures
他们惧怕寒冷。 from the pits of hell, they abhor the cold.
几十年来绝非偶然， It's no coincidence that for decades,
政客们一直在偷偷摸摸地致力于 politicians have been working surreptitiously
创造一个全球变暖的时代， to bring about an era of global warming,
人们排放温室气体，大规模砍伐森林， emitting greenhouse gases, massive deforestation,
为化石燃料搞补贴。 subsidizing fossil fuels.
你明白了吧。 You get the idea.
这些转变需要很长的时间。 It takes time, this terraforming.
moche人把我们推向毁灭的边缘， By pushing us towards extinction,
使地球的天平朝对他们有利的方向倾斜。 they've tipped earth's balance to their favor.
他们当然要这么做。 And why wouldn't they?
既然他们精心布局的计划 When their years of well-laid plans
可能会被一场令人讨厌的冬季暴风雪 could be irrevocably compromised
带来无可避免的阻挠。 by some pesky winter snowstorm.
利诺！ Lino!
伙计，你昏过去已经三天啦！ You've been knocked out for like three days, man.
我没偷听你的梦话什么的，你知道。 I wasn't gonna slip you the tongue or anything, you know.
我不会那么做的。 I don't do that.
我是，我是一位绅士。 I'm, I'm a gentleman.
维茨，我们到底在哪儿？ Vinz, where the hell are we?
- 抽烟时间到了。 - 不管怎样！ - Time for a smoke break. - Whatever!
别特么离我这么近就抽烟。 Just don't do that shit too close to me.
我不想有什么发生爆炸。 I don't want anything to blow up.
得了吧，不是吸烟造成这个恶果，就是撒尿带来那个坏事！ Always smoke break this, pee break that!
我要你们两位好先生静下心来集中注意力。 I need you gentlemen to hunker down and focus.
我们要拯救世界哪！ We have a world to save!
我们不可能按时完成任务的。 There's no way we're gonna finish this in time.
我的天，你们比 My word, you lot are worse
一群爱发牢骚的年轻人还要糟。 than a bunch of whiny teenagers.
坚持执行计划，不要再浪费时间了。 Stick to the plan and no more godforsaken breaks.
我叫费利兹，我还有汽油， J» my name is feliz, and I have gas
呃，你在这里吗，骷髅男？ uh, you in here, skeleton man?
嘿，孩子们跑了！ Hey, the kids went awol!
我们不属于那里，伙计。 We didn't belong there, man.
瞧瞧我们，我们甚至连自己都拯救不了。 Look at us, we can't even save ourselves.
我们又如何拯救世界呢？ How we gonna save the world?
当你来看我的节目，你就卷入了一场战争。 When you come to my show, you're going to a war.
我完全赞成暴力和混乱。 And I'm all for violence, chaos.
想要销声匿迹的人 Anyone who wants
都会去到墨西哥，对不？ to disappear goes to Mexico, right?
我不知道。 I don't know.
像这样背井离乡，我只是感觉有点不对劲， It just doesn't feel right, you know,
你知道的。 skipping town like this.
我是说，我们到了墨西哥要做些什么？ I mean, what we even gonna do down there?
我们没有适销对路的技能。 We've got no marketable skills.
是啊，我们会想出办法的，伙计，不管怎样。 Yeah, we'll figure it out, man, somehow.
总之，很高兴威利不在那边就是了。 Whatever, I'm just glad Willy won't be there.
哦，妈的，我忘了威利。 Oh shit, I forgot about Willy.
可怜的小家伙，可能以为我们死了。 Poor little dude probably thinks we dead.
我是说，我们某种意义上讲是他唯一的亲人了，对不？ I mean, we were kind of his only family, right?
我还有一美元。 I still got a dollar left.
如果你想打给他，电话就在那里。 The phone's right there if you want to hit him up.
啊，一定是他俩打来。 Ah, that must be them.
你不按我说的做，我就让你掉脑袋。 You go off script, I'll blow your fuckin' head off.
嘿，电话铃响了… Hey, it's ringin...
呃，你好。 Uh, greetings.
嘿，伙计，是我们。 Yo, dude, it's us.
伙计，你们好吗？这么问是不是很滑稽。 What's good, man? Funny you should ask.
眼下我遇上点麻烦。 I'm kinda in a situation right now.
嘿，我想我告诉过你， Hey, I thought I told you not
不要耍花招吧，你个小坏蛋。 to pull anything funny, you little piece of shit.
你好，你好，威利，威利！ Hello, hello, Willy, Willy!
这该死的垃圾电话是怎么回事？ What the, what's up with this piece of shit phone?
你好？ Hello?
哦，很好，我又听到你的声音了。 Oh good, I hear you now.
兄弟，我和维茨有些重要的事要告诉你。 Me and vinz got some real shit to fill you in on, bro.
真是巧，我也一样。 What a coincidence, so do I.
先说重点，现在赶紧回家吧， Capital info, back home now,
生或死的问题？ life or death questions?
我说得对吗？ Did I say it right?
兄弟，你在说些什么啊？ What the fuck are you talkin' about, dude?
嘿，伙计们，你们在什么地方吗？ Hey, is somewhere there? Oh man.
回来吧。 Just come back.
这边有超级重大的紧急情况。 It's a super big emergency.
我没法谈论它。 I can't talk about it.
什么？ What?
威利，伙计，我不明白你的意思。 Willy, man, I can't understand you, dude.
嘿，你在忙什么事吗，兄弟？ Hey, are you on somethin', bro?
说真的，你的话我一点都听不明白。 For real, you're not making any sense.
说重点，说的是什么重点啊？ Capital info, what?
我不知道该说什么。 1 don't know what to say.
嗯。 Uh-uh.
电话里没法讲的啦。 I can't tell you over the phone.
还是赶紧到这里来吧。 Just get your asses here now.
什么，你好，威利？ What, hello, Willy?
怎么了？ What's up?
他说什么？ What'd he say?
哦，他说他有一些重要的事情 Yeah, he said he needs
要告诉我们。 to tell us some important shit.
然后那个混蛋就挂断电话。 Then that motherfucker hung up on me.
从头到尾他一直都很奇怪的，伙计。 Was actin' real weird the whole time, man.
那又怎样？ So?
他总是很奇怪。 He's always weird.
我不知道，伙计。 I don't know, man.
听起来有点不对劲。 Something sounded off.
我想我们得回去了。 I think we've got to go back.
回到黑肉城，你疯了吗，伙计？ Back to dmc, are you crazy, man?
是的，你说得对。 Yeah, you're right.
太冒险了 - 他妈的你真直截了当， It's too risky. - Damn straight,
这太冒险了。 it's too risky.
威利是那种幸存者。 Willy's a survivor.
一般情况下他不需要我们。 He don't need us.
但如果他真的有危险， But if he's really in danger,
我们也不能就这样让那孩子一直眼巴巴地盼着我们的援手。 we can't just leave our boy hangin' like that.
妈的，威利！ Fuck, Willy!
我们还要让这混蛋 How long we gonna keep lettin'
毁我们的生活毁多久啊？ this douchebag fuck our lives up?
他是你的孩子，利诺，不是我的。 He's your boy, lino, not mine.
处理他这一摊子烂事可不是我的职责。 It's not my job to handle his shit.
我们应该做的就是离开这里， We have to fuckin' do is get out of here,
离开黑肉城，离开触手黑帮， away from the dmc, away from the tentacle mafia
离开他妈的威利！ and from motherfuckin' Willy!
兄弟，他确实就是一个该死的大麻烦。 He's nothin' but fuckin' trouble, man.
别拿眼睛瞪我。 Don't just look at me.
我们去救他吧。 Let's go save him.
坚持住，威利。 Hang tight, Willy.
当黑肉城警察试图 As dmc police try
平息困扰着这个城市的暴力骚乱， to quell the violent riots plaguing the city,
戈尔·特克斯总统发布了一则官方声明， president Gore Tex made an official statement
宣布暴乱… declaring the riots...
嘿，嘿，检查一下这两位。 Hey, hey, check these two out.
嗯？ Huh?
坐好，小猫仔。 Sit tight, cat boy.
来的最好是你的朋友， This better be your friends,
不然你就要吃苦头。 or you'll be in a world of hurt.
你在电话里的表现实在糟透了。 Your performance on the phone was shit.
希望他们信了你。 Let's hope they bought it.
如果没信，我可能会萌生创意， If not, I might get creative and shove some fireworks up
给你毛茸茸的小屁股上放点儿烟花。 that furry little ass of yours.
因为，嘿， 'Cause hey,
我觉得这样很喜庆！ I'm feelin' festive!
告诉你个小秘密，我啊，打从孩提时代起， Little secret, even as a kid,
就喜欢折磨动物呢。 I loved torturing the animals.
所以某种意义上，我还挺希望你的俩朋友不来的。 So part of me hopes your friends don't show up.
哦，看在天杀的份儿上。 Oh for fuck's sake.
我裤裆里的蛋蛋都出汗了。 I'm sweatin' my fuckin' balls off in here.
这该死的拖车厢比撒旦的菊花里都热。 It's hotter than Satan's anus in this piece of shit trailer.
你连个电扇都没有吗？ Don't you have a fan in here?
上帝啊， Jesus Christ.
怎么可能！ It can't be.
不敢相信啊，他们两个真的回来了。 No fuckin' way, they actually came back.
那俩混蛋真是令人难以置信。 Those fuckwits are unbelievable.
哦，这简直太太完美了。 Oh this is too perfect.
你的男朋友赶来救你了。 Your boyfriends are here to rescue you.
别动，现在跟我喊“茄子”。 Hold it, now say cheese.
赶紧的，别挡视线啊，混蛋。 Come on, out of the way, asshole.
别动。 Don't move.
不不不不不不，好好待在那儿别动。 No, no, no, no, stay right there.
嘿，这俩是被通缉的人！ Hey, these are the dudes that are wanted!
你来了。 There you are.
狗娘养的。 Son of a bitch.
来吧，让我看看你的眼睛。 Come on, show me your eyes.
晚安。 Good night.
不！ No!
有人看到了吗？ Did anyone see that?
我们抓住这个混蛋，伙计，抓住他！ Let's get this motherfucker, man, get him!
干你娘，干你娘！是谁朝这里射击的？ Fuck you, fuck you! Where'd it come from?
哦，该死！ Oh shit!
倒霉！ Shit!
那些子弹是从威利的房间里射来的。 Those shots came from Willy's.
哦，伙计。 Oh man.
威利。 Willy.
上吧！ Let's go!
你现在看到的 What you're witnessing
是第7频道的独家新闻。 is a channel 7 world's ahead exclusive.
南部地区刚刚爆发了枪战， A shootout has just erupted in the southland neighborhood,
此前该地区一直 which had until now escaped involvement
没有卷入周边的骚乱。 in the surrounding riots.
等等，等等，我看见一个男人 Wait, hold on, I can see a man climbing
爬上了拖车顶。 onto the roof of a trailer.
是另一个恐怖分子吗？ Is it another terrorist?
不，嗯，他看上象一名独狼型枪手。 No, uh, he looks like a lone wolf gunman.
哦，你们想打仗吗？ Oh, you want a fuckin' war?
那就打吧！ Then you'll get one!
向我的小朋友问好！ Say hello to my little friend.
- 伙计，我们得救威利。 - 嗯？ - Man, we gotta save Willy. - Huh?
你疯了吗？ Are you crazy?
那是自杀。 That's suicide.
但如果不试一试的话， But if I don't try,
我过不去自己这一关。 I won't be able to live with myself.
知道我的意思吧？ Know what I'm saying?
就好象，我可能是个失败者， Like, I may be a loser,
但我不是该死的懦夫。什么？ but I'm not a fucking coward. What?
等等，利诺，等等！ Wait, lino, wait!
他妈的威利。 Fucking Willy.
嗯？ Huh?
他妈的滚开。 Get the fuck out of here.
方向不对！ Wrong way!
快跑，你这个小混蛋！ Run, you little punk!
打到你了！ I got him!
你这混蛋怎么这么久才过来？ What took you douchebags so long?
女士们先生们， Ladies and gentlemen,
我们此刻正在见证一幕非凡的景象， we are now witnessing an extraordinary sight,
一个不明飞行物。 an unidentified flying object.
其运动轨迹表明， Trajectory indicates that it originated
它来自黑肉城以东的沙漠。 from the desert east of dmc.
我们仍然不知道它究竟是什么，以及为什么…… We still don't know what it is or why...
现在我们无能为力了。 It's out of our hands now.
不明飞行物刚刚爆炸。 The ufo just exploded.
这一定是拜… This must be the work of a...
- 嘿！ - 嗯？ - Hey! - Huh?
- 嘿，小心！ - 怎么了？ - Hey, look out! - What's going on?
- 白痴！ - 嘿，快点，快点！ - Idiot! - Hey, come on, fast!
利诺？ Lino?
利诺！ Lino!
呃，医生，这并不是计划的一部分。 Uh, doc, this wasn't part of the plan.
等温度下降。 Wait for the temperature to drop.
你会明白的。 You'll see.
利诺！ Lino!
天哪，你没事。 Holy shit, you're all right.
他妈的天上的那是什么玩意？ What the hell was that in the sky?
你觉得那是摔角手火箭吗？ You think it was the luchadors' rocket?
我不知道。 Il don't know.
为什么这么冷？ Why's it so cold?
哟，黑肉城里下雪了。 Yo, it's snowing in the dmc.
真糟糕。 That's sick.
妈的 Lino Shit, lino!
我，我不能，我不能动了。 1, 1 can't, I can't move.
我身体里面都冻僵了。 I'm freezin' up inside.
我很害怕，维茨。 I'm scared, vinz.
不，利诺，你在变成 No, lino, you're turnin'
冰棒。 into a Popsicle.
嘿，你别死在我们面前好吗？ Hey, you're not allowed to die on us, okay?
我想我看到了希望的曙光。 I think I see the light at the end of the tunnel.
它就在我的前方。 I think it's in front of me.
然后，他妈的赶紧掉头啊。 Then make a fuckin' u-turn.
不要进入那光里。 Don't go into the light.
嗯？ Huh?
在你做过那些缺德事之后，于此公开展露你的面容 You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here
是相当有勇气的。 after what you did.
女人，他妈的让我们独自待一会儿吧。 Man, leave us the fuck alone.
自从我们遇见你之后，你就一直都是个大麻烦。 You've been nothing but trouble since we met you.
利诺，你不能再上这女人的当了。 Lino, please don't fall for this shit again.
哦，该死的，利诺。 Oh shit, lino.
我的心，正在升温。 My heart, it's warming up.
你也为我做了同样的事。 You did the same for me.
谢谢你给我展示了第二条可供选择的出路，安吉利诺。 Thank you for showing me there's another way, angelino.
我本来以为没有一个人会愿意接受我， I believed no one would accept me,
既然他们恨我，那我还是先恨他们为好。 that they'd hate me, so I hated them first.
但以仇恨为食，只会留下苦涩的滋味。 But feeding on hatred leaves such a bitter taste.
我很快就意识到， I'm quickly learning I much prefer the sweetness
我更喜欢偷来的吻的甜蜜。 of a stolen kiss.
呃，呃，伙计们！ Uh, uh, guys!
为什么你如何渴望成为他们那样的人？ Why are you so desperate to be like them?
嘿，你他妈的。 Hey, you fuckin'.
他们让我思路混乱。 They made me lose my train of thought.
我们在哪里？ Where were we?
这件事从来没有发生在我身上过。 This has never happened to me.
离她远点！ Get the fuck away from her!
哈！ Hah!
打啊，安吉利诺，做点什么！ Fight, angelino, do something!
伙计，释放你内在的触手怪物吧。 Free your inner tentacle monster, dude.
你必须这么做。 You have to.
我宁愿死。 I'd rather die.
好吧，如果你不站起来的话，就真的要死了。 Well, you're about to if you don't get up.
变形吧，伙计！ Transform, dude!
哦，该死，那人要杀了利诺了。 Oh shit, he's gonna kill him.
抛弃你的人性吧， Abandon your humanity
变成你天生就该有的样子吧。 and become who you were always meant to be.
我的儿子，变成真正的你吧。 Become who you truly are, my son.
没有野兽。 No beast.
今天，只有你和我。 Today, it's gonna be you and me.
你在干什么，伙计？ What are you doing, man?
你不是有触手吗，用上吧！ You've got tentacles, use them!
见鬼，不。 Hell, no.
我永远不会再让那怪物控制我了。 I'm never lettin' that monster control me ever again.
伙计，心理治疗的时候再想这些吧。 Sort that shit out in therapy, man.
你得离开这里，不然会死的。 You need to hulk out, or you're dead.
好的，我知道了。 Fine, I got this.
兄弟，我要一枪射中你的菊花，因为我…… I'ma bust a cap in your ass, dude, 'cause I'm...
你都不知道是怎么被射中的。 You're not gonna know what hit you.
我很好，我明白了。 I'm fine, I got this.
看来你们都明白了。 Looks like you guys got this.
皮波店里再见。 See you back at pipo's.
如此强大的力量任你支配， Such power at your disposal
你却根本不想使用它。 and you did nothing with it.
因为你是个该死的懦夫。 Because you're a goddamn coward.
这就是为什么你最终还是站到了错误的一边。 And that's why you ended up on the wrong side of a gun.
所以有了糟糕的开始， Thus bad begins
更糟的事情还在后头。 and worse remains behind.
哈姆雷特，第三幕，第四场。 Hamlet, act three, scene four.
以牙还牙，混蛋。 Eve for an eye, motherfucker.
以刀剑谋生之人， He who lives by the sword,
终将死于刀剑！ dies by the sword!
- 见鬼，说得好！ - 伙计，这就是我想 - Hell, yeah! - Dude, that's what
表达的意思。- 说得好！ I'm talkin' about. - Yeah!
露娜。 Luna.
- 老大最厉害了！ - 大时代开启了！ - Nobody better! - Long-time comin'!
这混蛋不会这么做的。 This motherfucker ain't doin' it.
现在，咱们开干吧！ Now, do this!
- 露娜。 - 嗯？ - Luna. - Hmm?
我的心，又变冷了。 My heart, it's getting cold again.
所以，医生，你认为我们干掉他们了， So, doc, you think we got rid of them,
永远干掉了，是吗？ I mean, for good?
并且没有人会知道是我们 And no one will ever know it was us
拯救了他们。 who saved them.
我们也必须一直保密下去。 And we must keep it that way.
距离一切结束 It's been over two months
已经有两个多月了。 since it all went down.
雪终于开始融化。 The snow's finally starting to melt.
黑肉城在渐渐恢复它的旧日常态。 The city's slowly gettin' its old groove back.
飞碟啊，雪啊，所有这一切，都已经不再是新闻追捧的热门话题。 The news stopped talking about the ufo, the snow, all of it.
他们说这是生态恐怖主义， They said it was eco-terrorism,
一颗卫星进入了平流层被烧毁。 that a satellite crashed into the stratosphere.
现在，一切都过去了。 And now, nothing.
一切都仿佛没有发生过。 None of it happened.
生活几乎是精确地回到了原点。 Life picked up exactly where it left off, well, almost.
当上一任总统受冻而死， When your old president freezes to death,
你就选个新的出来。 you elect a new one.
我不清楚他们能不能真正意义上地 I don't know if they're actually gonna be able
改变这个操蛋国家的一些事情， to change anything in this fucked-up country,
但我觉得希望还是有的。 but I think there's reason to hope.
除了音乐频道的新闻， Still haven't heard from Willy,
威利杳无音信。 except on the music channels.
他正在经历一个神秘的阶段。 He's going through a mystical phase.
他的首支单曲正在发行。 Just dropped his first single.
嗯，还挺不错。 Hmm, it's all right.
>住在外太空， > Livin' here in outer space
>没有氧气面罩， > got no oxygen mask
>嗯啊，我就是那个制氧机。 > yeah, I'm the one multiplying the oxygen >
他的业力可能还真不得了。 his Karma's probably fucked.
但只要他是那个制氧机， But as long as he's multiplying the oxygen,
应该就没什么问题，我想。 then he's good, I guess.
迟早他会回来找我们。 Sooner or later, he'll come crawling back to us.
你会明白的。 You'll see.
没人能忍受威利超过一个月。 Nobody can stand Willy for more than a month.
我和维茨，我们又返回了rios rosas。 Me and vinz, our asses are back at rios rosas.
这里跟以前一样讨厌，但毕竟是家。 It's nasty as ever, but hey,it's home.
此外，我们还找到了一台新电视。 Plus, we found a new TV.
所以一切都很酷。 So everything's cool. Watch as they face off
我可以在电视里观看选手们在传统的二对二的比赛中对决。 in a traditional two-on-two matchup.
哦，踢到神经丛了。 Oh, kick to the plexus.
一记锤击拳！ And a hammer smash!
哦，我差点忘了， Oh, I almost forgot.
我的蟑螂也回来了， My roaches are back, too,
而且没有跟来摔角手（火箭）。 but without any luchadors.
他仰面跌倒。 He falls on his back.
老虎在干什么啊？ What's tiger doing?
这看起来不太好！ This does not look good!
卧槽泥… And what the...
维茨总算找到了工作。 Vinz finally got hired someplace.
你知道吗？ You ready for this?
就在皮波的餐馆，你和我初相遇的地方。 At pipo's, where you and me first met.
哟，我回家了！ Yo, I'm home!
好啊，伙计？ What's good, man?
嗯，你知道的，我只是在给一个没有收信地址的女孩 Eh, you know, just writin' love letters
写封情书。 to a girl with no address.
兄逮，她今天也没去皮波的餐馆。 Yeah, she wasn't at pipo's today, either, man.
对不起。 Sorry.
好吧，也许明天她就去了。 Well, maybe tomorrow.
也许吧。 Maybe.
我仍然想着你， I still think about you,
一直以来都在想你。 all the damn time,
你在哪里？ where you are,
你在做什么？ what you're doing.
你呢？ And you?
你曾经想过我吗？ You ever think about me,
时不时地？ from time to time?
我是安吉利诺，我来自 This has been angelino, coming to you live
地球上的美利坚合众国， from rios rosas, dmc, new California,
我住在新加利福尼亚州的黑肉城的rios rosas， in the United States of America
于此我们二人相遇，我的位置在…… on planet earth, which is located in...
你知道吗？ You know what?
我特么并不知道这之后会发生什么。 I got no fuckin' idea what's out there after that.
谢谢你，露娜。 Thanks, Luna.
为了你带给我的一切。 For everything.
哦，好吧。 Oh, okay.
>一记轻吻，超出控制 >J light as a kiss, outta control
> 铁石之心，重新跳动 > heart like a stone restarting to beat
重新跳动，重新开始跳动 j restarting to beat, restarting to beat
> 此刻我们的身体开始滴落金子，滴落金子 > now our bodies dripping with gold, dripping with gold >
我们于此 jd here we are
于破碎美梦的坟墓之上 j» on the grave of broken dreams j
硬如踢击，响如枪声，响如枪声 j» hard as a kick, loud as a gun, loud as a gun
此刻被满溢的杯子包围，满溢的杯子 j» surrounded now by cups overflown, overflown j
我们于此，于破碎美梦的坟墓之上 j» here we are, on the grave of broken dreams
跳下舞台，跌断骨头 j» stage diving has broken my bones
这不是派对是革命，我的宝贝 j» it's not a party baby but a revolution 0
因为我反对机构 j 'cause I am all against institutions jp
但是宝贝，重新控制我的身体与灵魂 2» but baby, take back control of my body and soul >
>没有收获，只有痛苦 > there's no gain, just pain j
>总是一模一样 > always the same j